Hot Stuff!

Darlings! I’m so terribly excited about our next episode. There is a special “brush with greatness” segment where we meet, well, you will simply have to tune in to find out!

There will be hot sauce galore as we roll that tape from the Bowers Chili Pepper Festival. It was filmed in August of last year. We’ve been savin’ it. Seems a perfect time to roll out that spicy goodness; I don’t know about you, but I could certainly use some heating up just about now.

Don’t forget to tune in: 9pm, Wednesday, 2/19 on BCTV, or stream us live at BCTV.org. And if you are not near a TV tomorrow night, you can always catch up via the repeats or in the BCTV archives! We like to accessible.

Now, what will I wear?

Love, Jane

Voting…and Holidays

Hello, darlings! Well, another show has passed – this past Wednesday, 11/20 – and it was great, rollicking fun! If you missed it – how could you? – you can find it in the archives at BCTV.org

Now, there are times, however, when the very thing which gives the show its vitality, ie: our quick segmentation, which I would not give up for the world, disallows the full pursuit of a line of thought. This last episode contained one of those moments.

A caller responded to our segment on the dismal turnout for the recent elections. She stated that she no longer believed in voting, as she felt that the system was corrupt; there were no good candidates for whom to vote.

Certainly, one can argue that the system is broken and imperfect; that by the time one rises to a level of electability, there are too many things and people to which the candidate is beholden; that the money it takes to get elected is too great not to influence the candidate. Yes, I agree, as would, I imagine, any thinking person, that the system is far from ideal and in need of some serious TLC.

But, and here is what I would have liked to discuss with the caller, I do not understand how throwing up ones hands, withdrawing from participation in our Democracy, no matter how flawed, is a rational solution. How is doing nothing doing anything to fix the problem?

As a general rule: Broken things don’t fix themselves.

So indeed, I would truly like to understand the thought process that finds abdication of responsibility a viable, adult, answer to a real problem.

But enough about what I want. And truth be told, for years I wanted a pony. Then I got one and I couldn’t have cared less. What does that mean? Don’t buy me a pony.

So, shopping, yes. Thanksgiving! Stores will be open on Thanksgiving! My goodness; the horror! People should be with their families, not other people’s!

Well, in an ideal world, perhaps, yes. But I do have to wonder how many of those same deeply offended, gentle folk will be dining out for turkey day dinner. I’m betting quite a few. I believe that what could be wafting from out the restaurant kitchen, delicately scented with cinnamon and spice, is the delicious smell of hypocrisy.

Just know that you might catch sight of me dining out with dear friends on Thanksgiving day; you will not, however, catch me at Walmart…on Thanksgiving, or any other day. But no, I’ve nothing against shops being opening on Thanksgiving or any other holiday. Read into that what you will.

Darlings, I think I’ve poured enough fodder into the trough for one sitting. It’s time to cold cream my face and put myself to bed.

Happy Thanksgiving, darlings! And remember: No ponies!

Love, Jane

Fail

Oh, darlings! Jane has had a senior moment, for which I apologize.

You see, I had had every intent of offering myself up at the BCTV auction. Dispel those prurient thoughts, please; I am not my mother.

I was simply hoping to offer an evening of dining and song. Only I fell behind in sussing out the “dining” part, and thus could not offer a proper package for auctioning off.

Perhaps, dear readers and viewers, I may still do this, outside of the official BCTV auction.

Drop me a line if this seems interesting to you. I would love to hear your thoughts.

Ta for now, my darlings!

Love, Jane

Bus

Well darlings, I find myself without my 2CV – Citroën, look it up; the most wonderful car ever – and yet, with a need to travel. So here am I, seated on a BARTA bus, typing whilst I watch the world go by.

It makes me long for New York City. I loved the time spent on mass transit. Time to ponder, time to read, time to take a wee nap; all those things one can’t, or shouldn’t, do whilst driving. Truth be told, I prefer the subway to the street way, ah, but no such option here in lovely Reading/Berks. Still, it is a nice day for a ride.

Speaking of rides, I’m so very excited about our upcoming, September, episode of That’s What She Said! We ladies are going to be taking a road trip; a trip for which we will require a designated driver! Yes, it’s wine tasting time on TWSS. And our gallant Producer, Jamie, will serve as our un-inebriated knight in shining auto!

No, we will not be taking my 2CV, no matter how loudly Jamie whines. It is a lovely car for two; for six, hmmmm, not so much.

If you’ve any local wineries you would like us to visit, drop us a Facebook message. You can “like” us using the thingy on the right-hand side of this page. Or you can tweet your suggestions to @shetweetstome. We would love to hear from you!
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Oh dear! I got waylaid and forgot completely that I was writing to you, my dear ducklings! It been hours since I arrived home. I shall hit “post”, have a spot of warm milk, and drift off to that lovely tasting room in my dreams. Good night, darlings!

Love, Jane

The Story Has Come to an End

The end of this summer will mark the end of my current career and venture; The Wise Owl Bookstore will close on August 30th, 2013.  It’s a very bittersweet time for me: the store was self-sustaining for the most part, but there wasn’t enough profit to support my own bills and rent.  Plus, for the past half-a-year I’ve been missing academia — my time at Kutztown University was wonderful and informative and I have long wanted to return to seek my Masters.

I applied to the Kutztown English Grad Program in March and was accepted, and at that point I still felt like I could make a go of both school and the store, although the hours would obviously have to be shortened.  Then, I was accepted as a graduate assistant, a tutor in the Writing Center, a job which requires 20 hours a week in exchange for a tuition waver and a stipend (in addition to 9 credit hours, or three classes, per semester).  Suddenly the store was looking less and less viable.  Add to that the inevitable slack in business that comes after the holidays and before beach reading time really sets in and I was torn: continue to try to keep the store alive, albeit probably only on the weekends and with reduced hours, or close the store and throw myself entirely into college life again.  For better or worse, I chose the latter.

It may be a tough time for bookstores all across the world, but I don’t see that as being a main or even major contributor to why I decided to close.  I have no other income, so any profits from the store naturally had to go to paying my bills.  Book sales fluctuated, but there was definitely a reticence from people towards buying new books, and especially new books at full price.  Their idea of the worth of a book has been completely overtaken by Amazon’s very cheap but very monopolizing business model:  undersell every book and make up the difference with shipping and the sale of other items.

Make no mistake, the book industry is changing.  But I firmly believe bookstores are viable and necessary, and I don’t see them going away anytime soon.  Mine will, but others won’t, and the fact that mine becomes a statistic makes me more upset than the fact of it closing in the first place.  Books are thriving, and many stores are out there every day kicking butt and making money.  Just because mine, personally, did not work out for me doesn’t mean anything about the state of books.

I’m quoted in a Reading Eagle article on the closing as saying “were the economy more hospitable…” I would have kept the store open.  Which is partially true, although it was borne more out of a desire to sound succinct and also to end an interview I wasn’t in the mood to give than a thoroughly thought-through statement.  Sure, people don’t want to spend a lot of money.  Certainly in Berks County this can be true more often than not.  Sure, I’m struggling to pay my bills on what I make from the store.  And sure, those problems can be chalked up to an inhospitable economy, to some extent.  But I made a profit last year and I would venture to say I would have gone on to make one this year, if only marginally.  But to throw all my eggs in the ‘cheap human beings’ basket belies the nature of small business, and especially self-owned small businesses with no employees.  I took a chance that the shop would support me and itself, and it didn’t.  Now I move on and try something new, something that I already know I enjoy, and try to support myself editing or writing or even teaching if I get my PhD.  That is a new path and an exciting one and I’m looking forward to it.  Onward!

Puck

Dear ones! Just a note to inform you all that we will not be broadcast live on the television this evening – 3/20/13. It seems we have been pre-empted by, of all things, a hockey game.

We will, however, be live on the Internet on BCTV’s website, so if you are hooked up, go there. We would love to hear your calls and twitters. Twitters should go to @shetweetstome

The rebroadcast dates of tonight’s show are:
Thursday, March 21 at 3:00pm; Sunday, March 24 at 10:00pm; Monday, March 25 at 9:00am; Wednesday, March 27 at 3:00pm; Saturday, March 30 at 11:00pm.

Election day, 2012

Election day, 2012. I don’t know what to expect, although it is probably safe to say that after today about half of the country will be ecstatic, and the other half will be angry and bewildered. The real challenge will be for the victor to reassure us all that the hope for our nation is that we have millions of decent people of many persuasions, and that by their working together we may yet have a national legacy worth bequeathing to our grandchildren.
Perhaps the most hopeful signs when we went to the poll this morning was seeing a young black man seated at the table with the two veteran election workers, checking our photo IDs, recording our names, and assigning us our voter numbers. His Tshirt said Kutztown University Student Volunteer. Youth and diversity, the future of our nation requires them both. The other hopeful sign was the number of people waiting in line to vote. Large voter turnout, a democracy requires the participation of its constituents. Regardless of the election results, those were good omens.

Our nest runneth over

Not too long ago Chuck and I were empty-nesters; our children had flown the coop years ago. We still have one barn cat who greets us every morning and requires nothing other than being fed twice a day and some cuddling. We have had our share of pets: dogs, cats–indoors and out, rabbits, goats, snakes, fish, etc. But after our last house cat was hit on the road two years ago, we had found that there was a freedom to not having the responsibility of house pets…freedom to leave home and not worry about when you are returning, freedom from vet bills, freedom from cleaning pet hair off the furniture, etc., etc. And then we succumbed to the loneliness of it all and decided to rehome a dog back in July. We adore our Monah, and she has certainly given us love and lots of laughs in return, and our nest seemed complete with a dog in it again. I’ve written about her frequently in the last three months…the flea infestation, the operation for a hematoma, and then what was most unexpected in an 8 and a half year old female dog–being in heat. This week’s news is a continuation of that saga.
Being in heat made Monah feel very maternal. She picked up a stuffed animal…a cardinal that chirps like the real thing…for the first time since we had had her, and she needed to cuddle with it. That birdsong was music to all of our ears. And then on one of those lovely autumn days when I was getting some needed garden cleanup out of the way, she found two kittens in the ivy under a spruce tree. Mama Monah tended to them, gave them baths, and soon I was feeding them in the barn. And then soon I was feeding them in the house because they were following us everywhere, even out onto the road, and we had to have a safe place for them. And that’s how our nest became full to overflowing again.
Kittens can be the most adorable, inquisitive, playful, entertaining…and the most annoying little creatures. Everything from a sunbeam to a newspaper on a table–heck, the table itself–to a vacuum cleaner cord coiling across the floor requires their attack of investigation. My houseplants may not survive their onslaught. What sharp little claws they have, and they use them to climb the screendoor, shrubbery, trees, furniture, and our legs. We have scars resulting from their curiosity and need for cuddling. And poor Monah. Her maternal instincts vanished along with her estrus, but she is now saddled by two little vixens who nip at her nose and ears and pounce upon her tail.
They are of a long-haired ancestry, very fluffy, hardly feral kittens. All that furriness on their tiny bums makes telling gender difficult. We think they are sisters. Coming up with pet names is always a difficult task, requiring observation of character, cleverness and an eye toward understanding the adults they will become. Presently these two little ones are Lacey and Pym, but should the nether regions develop differently, the names may have to change.
I guess I should also tell you that there is evidence of early genious. Pym is literate. The other night I was typing here at my computer when my son Drew called (with the report of our grandson Baylor’s hat trick in a soccer game that day). As I chatted away, Pym required some attention. She walked across the keyboard–typing out LOOK? I did!

RIP iphone o’mine

I just HAD to run my big mouth, didn’t I? Until today, I have been the proud owner of an iphone 3gs. I purchased it when the iphone 4 came out because it was significantly cheaper. Since I’ve had it, all I’ve heard from my iphone owning friends is, “You should upgrade to an iphone 4”. Umm, no. I purposely bought the older model because it was cheaper and worked just as well. And I was right. It did, in fact, work just as well. Internet, email, phone, texting, facebook… the possibilities were endless! My reply to those who suggested that I upgrade was always, “I only buy new phones when my old ones crap out”. Well folks, that day has arrived. My precious iphone has taken a dive. It no longer charges and the one and only button on the entire phone (except for the power button) has stopped working. I was just discussing last night with some friends about how I’ll keep this phone forever because it appears to be indestructible. After all, I drop it all the time and it’s still kicking. Well, the kicking has officially stopped. I feel like I jinxed myself! So today I’ll be heading to the mall on my lunch break to purchase a new phone. I wonder if I’ll get the same phone or if I’ll upgrade. I do know one thing. I will NOT be getting the iphone 5. Not until the 6 comes out! Ha! I hate getting new phones, but it is somewhat comforting to me to know that most iphones work very similarly. At least I won’t have to learn how to use yet another type of phone. Wish me luck on my phone shopping adventure. Have a wonderful weekend. See you next week! 🙂

Let’s discuss

Happy Friday! A day late and a dollar short, I know, but just be glad that I remembered to blog at all because I’m getting really forgetful in my old age! 🙂 Let’s discuss my beloved blanket for a minute. You know, the one that you see me crocheting on the show. It’s finally almost finished! I’ve been working on it diligently because I want to finish it on our next show. Wait till you see how massive it is. I think I could easily cover all five of us with it, but I won’t because you have no idea how hot it is under that thing! The bigger it gets, the hotter I become, especially under the studio lights. While I’m quietly crocheting away, you are all blissfully unaware that I am sweating my brains out under that blanket. MUST FINISH SOON before I melt on air!

Let’s discuss something else… Christmas. I don’t celebrate it. At all. Ever. It’s not because of religious reasons or because I just plain hate it, although I must confess that I do kinda hate it (it’s so “in your face”). The closest I’ve ever come to “celebrating” was stage managing the Belsnickel Scrooge show at Genesius a few years in a row. Beyond that, there’s no Christmas or any holiday in my life. Sad, right? That said, we’re starting to toss around ideas for our upcoming holiday show and needless to say, I’m stumped. What are some holiday-type things that you would like to see on our show? I welcome any and all suggestions. If you have any ideas, feel free to either comment here or send me an email or FB message. And just so you know, I flat out REFUSE to dress as any Christmas character! Ha!!

Have a great weekend everyone! I look forward to hearing your thoughts! 🙂