Oh, darlings! Jane has had a senior moment, for which I apologize.
You see, I had had every intent of offering myself up at the BCTV auction. Dispel those prurient thoughts, please; I am not my mother.
I was simply hoping to offer an evening of dining and song. Only I fell behind in sussing out the “dining” part, and thus could not offer a proper package for auctioning off.
Perhaps, dear readers and viewers, I may still do this, outside of the official BCTV auction.
Drop me a line if this seems interesting to you. I would love to hear your thoughts.
Ta for now, my darlings!